The Pocket Money

Character: Reader, Salesman, Daddy, Maggie, Minnie, Policeman, Boy, Mummy.

Scene 1   At Salesman’s Home

Reader: In a dark dirty house, there lives a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. But how does he make the candies? Oh,sh … He is coming.
Salesman: Hello! Do you know me? I’m the famous candy salesman. My candies are very popular. Now I am going to make my candies. (Sing: Making candy, making candy…) Oh, it doesn’t matter! Nobody can see! (Sing: Making candy, Making candy…) Haha, it doesn’t matter, nobody can see. Go on! Making candy, making candy…

Scene 2    At the School Gate

Reader: The next day, when the class is over. All the studentscome out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.
Salesman: Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …
Maggie & Minnie take their schoolbags hands in hands walk out.
Maggie: Oh,Minnie! Look! Candies!
Minnie: Yeah! They looks so yummy yummy!
Maggie: Let’s go and see.
Minnie: OK!
Salesman: Hey, girls! Candies! Candies!
Maggie & Minnie: I want to eat!
Salesman: Do you have money?
Maggie & Minnie: Money? Oh, we have no money.
Salesman: Oh, no money no talk! Go away! Go! Go! Go!
Maggie & Minnie: Huh!
Minnie: Maggie, I want some candies. What can we do?
Maggie: Oh, I have a good idea. Let’s go home and ask daddy for money.
Minnie: Good. Let’s go~~~.

Scene 3   At Maggie&Alice’s Home

Daddy is watching at the newspaper.
Maggie & Minnie: Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy: What’s the matter?
Maggie: Daddy, I want some money.

Daddy: For what?
Maggie: I want to buy the candy at the school gate.
Minnie: Yes! They look so delicious!
Daddy: They are unhealthy. I won’t give you money.
Maggie & Minnie: Daddy~~~
Daddy: No way. Please go and do your homework..
Minnie: What can we do now?
Maggie: Let me think.
Minnie: Yes.
Maggie & Minnie: Daddy! I want some money.
Daddy: No way. I won’t give you money to buy the dirty candy.
Maggie: Look, it’s broken.
Daddy: Oh?
Minnie: Here! It’s broken, too!
Daddy: OK! OK! For you!
Maggie & Minnie: Yeah!
Daddy: Remember! Don’t buy the candy!
Reader: Now, Maggie & Minnie have money, they come to the school gate and buy the candy.
Salesman: Candies, candies! Sweet candies!
Maggie & Minnie: How much?
Salesman: You two again? Go away! No money no talk!

Maggie: Is it enough?
Salesman: Wow! Money,money! OK! Good! Candies for you!
Maggie: Money for you.

Scene 4   At Maggie&Alice’s home

Maggie & Minnie: A-yoo! A-yoo!
Mummy: What’s the matter?
Maggie & Minnie: I’ve got a stomachache.
Dadd

y: What did you eat?
Maggie & Minnie: Candies, A-yoo…
Daddy: Oh! You two cheated me? How dare you are.
Mummy: Hey! Stop! Please call 120!

Doctor 1: Where’s the patient?
Daddy: Over there!
Doctor 2: Are you OK? 
Doctor 3: Don’t worry! Let’s go to the hospital.
Doctor 4: Hurry up.   Beeboo,beeboo……
Reader: The next day……
Salesman: Candies,candies.
Boy: Money for you!

Scene 5    At the School Gate

Salesman: Candy for you!
Police man: Hey! You shoun’t stay here! Leave now!
Saleman: No. My candies are nice and popular here, And……
Maggie: You are telling a lie. They are very dirty and unhealthy.
Police man: What’s the matter?
Daddy: They’ve got a stomachache after having his candies.
Salesman: Really? But I don’t believe.
Boy: A-yoo! A-yoo! Your candy is killing me.
Daddy: See? His candies are unhealthy. Call 120! Beeboo,beeboo……
Police man: Mum, you must go to the Policestationwith me.
Salesman: Oh,no! Idon’t want to go to the Policestation. Help me!
Daddy: My dear. Remember don’t buy the unhealthy food next time. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person. OK?
Maggie & Minnie: Yes,sir!
(THE END)


零花钱

角色:旁白(N),小贩(S),爸爸,马吉,艾丽丝,警察,男孩,妈妈。


第1幕     在小贩的家里

旁白:在一间又黑暗又脏乱的小屋里,住着一位脏兮兮的小贩。他经常做一些不健康的糖果并买给学生们。但是他是怎么做出这些糖果的呢?哦,嘘……他来了!
小贩:大家好!你们认识我吗?我是最有名的糖果小贩。我的糖果很畅销。现在我该准备做糖果了,做糖果啊,做糖果……哦,没关系,没人看见。做糖果啊,做糖果……哈哈,没关系,没人看见。做糖果啊,做糖果……


第2幕     在学校门口

旁白:第二天,学校放学了。所有的学生都很开心的走出校门,小贩像往常一样走到学校门口。
小贩:买糖果咯!买糖果咯!香甜的糖果咯!……
麦琪和米妮背着书包,拉着手出来。
麦琪:哦,艾丽丝,看!有糖果啊!
米妮:耶!他们看起来很美味哦!
麦琪:我们一起过去看看吧!
米妮:好的!
小贩:嗨,小女孩!糖果啊,糖果啊!
麦琪和米妮:我想吃哦。
小贩:你有钱买吗?
麦琪和米妮:钱啊,哦,我们没有钱啊!
小贩:没钱没的谈!走开,走开,走!
麦琪和米妮:哼!
米妮:马吉,我想吃些糖果啊,我们该怎么办呢?
麦琪:哦,我有个好主意。我们回家问爸爸要零花钱就好了。
米妮:好极了!我们走吧!

 

第3幕     在麦琪和米妮的家里

爸爸在看报纸。
麦琪和米妮:爸爸,爸爸。
爸爸:什么事啊?
米妮:我想要点零花钱。
爸爸:要来干嘛?
麦琪:我想买学校门口的糖果吃。
米妮:是啊,他们看起来真的很好吃哦。
爸爸:他们很不卫生,我不会给你们钱。
麦琪和米妮:爸爸,爸爸……
爸爸:绝对不给。快回去。做你们的作业。
米妮:那我们现在怎么办啊?
麦琪:让我想想拉。
米妮:恩。
麦琪和米妮:爸爸,我们想要些零花钱。
爸爸:不行。我不会给钱你们去买那脏兮兮的糖果吃。
麦琪:看,它已经坏了!
爸爸:哦?
艾丽丝:那,这个也坏了!
爸爸:好吧,给你们吧。
麦琪和米妮:耶!
爸爸:记住啊,别买那些糖果啊!
旁白:现在,麦琪和米妮终于有钱了,于是她们去到学校门口准备买糖。
小贩:买糖果咯,买糖果咯,香甜的糖果咯!
麦琪和米妮:怎么卖啊?
小贩:又是你们两个?走开拉,没钱没的谈!
麦琪:这么多够吗?
小贩:哇,好吧,好吧,卖给你吧!
麦琪:给你钱!


第4幕     在马吉和艾丽丝的家里

麦琪和米妮:哎哟,哎哟……
妈妈:怎么啦?
麦琪和米妮:我的肚子好疼啊!
爸爸:你们乱吃了什么吗?
麦琪和米妮:糖果啊,哎哟……
爸爸:哦,你们两个好大胆啊,敢骗我拿钱去买糖果!
妈妈:别骂了,快打120吧。
医务人员1:病人在哪里?
爸爸:在那里。
医务人员2:你们还好吧?
医务人员3:别担心,我们马上去医院。
医务人员4:赶快。
旁白:第二天……
小贩:买糖果咯,买糖果咯。
男孩:给你钱。

 

第5幕

小贩:给你糖果。
警察:听着,你不可以停留在这里,快走开。
小贩:我的糖果很好吃很畅销的,而且……
麦琪:你在说谎,那些糖果很脏的,很不卫生的。
警察:发生了什么事?
爸爸:他们吃完他的糖果后就肚子疼了。
小贩:真的吗?我怎么也不会相信有这种事发生。
男孩:哎哟,哎哟,你的糖果整死我了!
爸爸:看!他的糖果确

实很不卫生。快打120。
警察:这位妈妈,你必须跟我回警察局去录些口供。
小贩:哦,不,我不想去警察局啊,救命啊!
爸爸:我的孩子,记住下次不要再买那些不卫生的食物。以后再也不许说谎。做一个诚实正直的人。听到了吗?
麦琪和米妮:是的,记住了。
(完)

 

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